WANTED: New hip for a middle-aged gentleman with legs of reasonable length. Ideal hip should be durable, well-aligned, and ready for action—dancing at weddings and conquering stairs are non-negotiable requirements.
Owner promises careful use, occasional oiling (metaphorically), and gratitude beyond words. If found, please deliver to a slightly achy but hopeful recipient who still has miles to go. Grateful owner awaits!
Encounters with mortality and morbidity are inescapable. I crossed the zenith of my life a few years ago. Creaky and Achy recently came for a visit and decided to move into my bodily shell.
Shakira was right: Hips don’t lie. And I won’t shake them as I used to do.
Below, art made with the X-Ray of my hip. Its geometry and beauty can’t hide its latest asymmetry and ugliness. Let’s make hips great again!
And here is the latest AI’s take on the topic.
Jan See Art 